Thursday, January 31, 2008

Happy 40th Birthday Cathy!

It's the Big 40 for my wonderful sister Cathy. Happy Birthday Cath!!!!!!!! I have been thinking about you and all your many accomplishments in life. I have put together a list of the top five accomplishments in the life of Catherine Stevens and here it goes.........

1. She has written an important book containing incredible facts about Charlies Angels, The Loch Ness Monster, and Bigfoot.
2. She managed to run over her younger sister with a bike and amazingly enough did not get in trouble for it. Not many people have accomplished that.
3. She secured the starring roles of both the beautiful Jill and Kelly, while "letting" her sister be plain Sabrina, time and time again.
4. She was able to save several companies from bankruptcy. J Crew, Banana Republic, and Anthropologie would like to thank you for all your support.
5. Most recently, and the most exciting accomplishment in the life of Catherine Stevens is..........
HAVING THE FBI AFTER YOU. Seriously the things you do for attention.

Happy Birthday to an incredible sister, fantastic mother, and unbelievably generous person that is loved by all. I hope this year brings you all the happiness you can handle!

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